It is official I am a chav... now we all know I very much enjoyed Saints Row; in fact its possibly one of my most favourite games on the console, its also easy to guess I am waiting in anticipation for Grand Theft Auto IV... but now it is the ultimate sign.

I became a chav when I bought some

We went to Cwmbran yesterday, cause I was bored, and wanted to do something, but that was impossible because the internet is outdated, so instead me and catherine took the time to do a bit of shopping, and thought we might as well visit the Asda there; as it is huge! (and on occasion their games can be unusually cheap for some reason) There were no cheap games, there was the awesome make your own pizza, which we took them up on. But the highlight of the shopping trip was at the checkout, when I spotted these.

Now it was plain to see that they were indeed plain Loveheart rip-offs; the most grossest sweets in the word; dont ask me why, I was never a big fan of refreshers either. I was at a debate whether to get them or not, until I saw the various phrases available in the pack.

The instant I saw it I knew I needed a 'you what?' quite a violent phrase if you ask me, cause they sound like fighting words, and they pretty much are. So I was over the moon when I opened up my packet in anticipation of the various new phrases and words I might learn; and found that I had the whole medley of chav slang.

Not only did I get 1 'you what?' I recieved 3!!! Not to mention the 4 'bothered'!, 3 'chav', 'mint' and 'whatever' 2 'minger's and 'proper' and the obviously less popular advertisment that you are indeed eating 'chav sweets' a 'respect' and an 'in it'

I must say I was thoroughly pleased with my purchase, and believe I may have even expanded my vocabulary for the better. I can only dream of such a job as he-who-chooses-what-phrases-are-used.

I say to them bravo!

For making the most absolutely useless pile of crap that I have ever seen for 26p. Who the hell did you think were going to buy them?! Other than small adolescent children who for some reason dream of becoming a chav one day!