Darth Urra's Lair

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who took a ginormous crap in a tin bucket.
He threw it upward and at a 40 degree angle
and then he said " Fuck it"

He laughed histerically and almost died,
from the huge amounts of air he sucked deep down inside.
When the feces came down in a rain storm of shit,
You'd never have guessed who these turds would hit.

Chuck Norris was angry and mad with intent
He thought about the ways of killing and the ways his next hour will be spent.
He followed a trail of scent with his nose of glory
As he carried a midget scribe on his back to tell his story

After a few mnutes Chuck found his prey
it was a little emo kid singing sadly and gay.
Chuck rared back and flexed his thigh
and kicked off the crying face of the emo kid sky high.

But chuck fell down when his leg came back down
but Chuck never thought of using a frown
so he ripped the scribe from his back in hopes to heal his injury
Then he bit into the scibe's neck to get the stem cells and then he came for me...