Malediction

Uh oh here comes personality-judging websites

http://www.paulsadowski.com/Numbers.asp

I wouldn't normally post this sort of thing because I realise the whole idea is a bit silly, I just found it amusing that it managed to describe my character to the letter. That is to say, it pins me as an over-ambitious, stubborn, introverted control freak. It slipped up when it said I was exceedingly well-organised, but everything else is pretty much accurate.

IN OTHER NEWS, I don't know what game this is but clearly it is the best skateboarding game ever (sorry about the shitty captures):

As you can see, I am skateboarding on some sort of boat

whoops

well that's a relief

Our final news-piece of the day is this stunningly precise graph which presents the formula for your average Farscape Season 3 episode. On the left is the level of awesomeness, and on the bottom the portions of the show; act 1 being the episode's set up, the second act being everything between that and the third act where everything gets resolved.

Seriously, I'm not sure how this show manages it. I really, genuinely don't understand. Half the episodes of this season that I've watched so far have started with a fairly interesting premise, then gone progressively sillier until the show is so cheesy you could melt it and put it in an omelette. It's usually at this point that some sort of cheesiness explosion occurs, where the show goes through cheesy and out the other end into some sort of euphoric realm of anti-cheese. The result is so incredibly awesome that as the end credits roll I become a convulsing wreck on the floor, giggling and muttering things like 'Damn, Smokey, you can't argue with a woman!'