Achilles Elysium

So there I was, sitting on a red cloth Pool table minding my own business, when all of a sudden... THERE WAS A BABY CAMEL SPIDER ON THE WALL!!!!! RAWR GRRR AWR!!!!!

Its true, I was spending the night at my buddy Devan's house last saturday. It was just a normal night, (except the furniture fort him and my other friend Shane made) Devan's girlfriend Meghan came over along with her girlfriend (It escapes my mind). We were sitting on his pool table, when Meghan said there was something on the wall, well we all looked and there was in fact a thing on the wall. So Devan and I investigate, as we got closer with a cup just so we could catch it, we realized it had ten legs. So we put it in the cup, and started messing with it, it was about 2 inches long, and had these huge pincher's for fangs. Devan suggested it was a Camel Spider, which I agreed looked like it, however it is only native to the eastern Hemisphere, so we look it up online and sure enough it was a Camel Spider, my god it was freaky afterword. We tried to call the police for some information about exterminators but chances go the station was closed... So we have it now, and it is still alive. I've named it Dr. Worm, I think because I had the song stuck in my head when we found it.

Here's some freaky pics of it, you can see a suspicious looking man in the background of one, he scares me.